Huge Sinkhole Uncovered in Somerville 

By Frank Santagelo 

BREAKING NEWS: The Somerville News Weekly drone is above a huge sinkhole where the DPW was swallowed up today! If you listen closely you can hear Commissioner Koty at the bottom saying “It ain’t easy”. Ricky Willette said this should have no impact on the snow emergency which will be in effect as of tomorrow night until at least May 15th.

When reached for commentary, Mayor Joe said “It’s all Steve Wynn’s fault.”

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Happy April Fools Day From The Somerville News Weekly!

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