Dear Billy T and Somerville/Medford News Weekly Speakup Line,

Look close under washer, I’ll get it when I get home.

The rat in my house got caught. Zoom in on the black mat under the washer… Got him!!

I was hoping that there was only one, because I was at work at the time and my family had to go through this frightening ordeal that has traumatized my wife and minor children. It’s not fair and it’s not right. 

This rat is what came out of my toilet, but I caught him though. Enough is enough of these useless politicians who have done nothing over the past two years but now their expecting us to vote for them again and get reelected. Yeah Right!!

Bill, I have to be totally honest with you. I did not vote for you in the last election because I listened to the WRONG PEOPLE and that was my biggest mistake, but you can absolutely count on me this coming November 7th to be the first in line to vote for you as mayor.

All the best,

George, a bullshit East Somerville resident who had enough of our useless mayor of Somerville and our useless city council.