By William Tauro
On Wednesday morning about 9:15 AM a woman walked into the Porter Square Star Market with two dogs and a blanket. She proceeded to enter the ladies restroom and was noticed by store employees and that she hadn’t come out of the for a while with the two dogs.
When she finally came out of the ladies restroom, store employees approached her and asked her “where are the dogs and are they still in the ladies room?” The lady replied “yes I set up blankets on the restroom floor because one of the dogs are pregnant and ready to have a litter of puppies.”
Store employees immediately after replying “you can’t do that we are going to call the police” “you have to get them out of there immediately!” The lady went back into the ladies room, stayed in there for about ten more minutes then later left the restroom and store with her two dogs and the blanket. No puppies were found.

Billy Boy! Are you the father of those puppies?
Billy! How’s the fuckface business going?
How are you so fucking stupid and ugly?
That’s a cool story, Billy