Dear Billy T and Somerville News Weekly Speakup Line,
Could you please publish this letter for us minions who refuse to curtsey to this animal aka “Dragon Lady”
At a Sparsely attended holiday lunch on December 19, for which staff paid, Register Maria Curtatone stole the spotlight again. During her impromptu lecture Curtatone admonished workers to be loyal. Disparaging those who refuse to try to curtsey to her, the Register demanded unity in her minions. To that end, Curtatone is renaming the Commonwealth organization. Henceforth it will be known as Bullies United for Maria’s Magnificent, or B.U.M.M.