This week’s “Village Idiot” candidates are back by popular demand and are divided between two individuals who are tied together to the hip and were once local men in blue in the Ville but who decided to trade their badges in for a bag of stolen Halloween candy and some ridiculous overtime slips.
Then surprisingly tried to betray and throw their fellow colleges under the bus with frivolous fictional tales to selfishly lookout for themselves and stay on the job! Bad move!
Mmmmm , but we’re sure you know who we mean because these two brain surgeons wrote the book on idiotic behavior!
Here’s a couple of suggestions of a theme song just incase it ever goes to the big silver screen or even if David Letterman decides to use it in his monolog and wants to compare it with one of Jay Leno’s old “Stupid Human Tricks” to get the ball rolling how about?: Lyrics to “The Candy Man and/or The Famous Wizard of Oz Song:” If I Only Had a Brain”
The only reason why we revisited this caper is because the short stupid looking one recently paid the Ville a visit but was staring mourners down at a recent wake as if they were the ones who made the stupid idiotic decisions that got them booted. A very disrespectful thing to do at a wake that only an idiot would do. Another bad move!
All we can say is life’s a bitch and don’t get caught up in your own bad karma!
Now back to the music, hit it boys: Lyrics to If I Only Had A Brain(Scarecrow)
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin’ with the flowers
Consultin’ with the rain
And my head I’d be scratchin’
While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain
I’d unravel any riddle
For any individ’le
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts you’d be thinkin’
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain
Oh, I would tell you why
The ocean’s near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I’d sit and think some more
I would not be just a nuffin’
My head all full of stuffin’
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain
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